1 February 2026.
Good morning.
It's our anniversary.
I was up at 8:00 am and through the woods with the dog... sort of.
The dog walking traffic both on a Sunday and at this hour can be annoying and this morning was one such morning - therefore, I took a slight detour and managed a five-minute conversation with the Costa Coffee Man.
We have names for everyone.
This guy has been knocking around for a couple of years now, and due to his bearded appearance he was initially thought to be one of those that have come here off the boats. This thought was reinforced when one of the woman dog walkers... the Incinerator Man's wife, sort of said that she was chased by someone matching his appearance.
The Incinerator Man was arrested by the police for allegedly threating his wife after she found out that he'd been shagging around and he rather sinisterly threatened to kill her and sling her in an incinerator.
All good stuff.
Anyway, the Costa Coffee Man was not only from Chesterfield and called Tim - he was totally innocent.
The police interviewed the Incinerator Man's wife and thought exactly as I did - that she's a fucking brick short of a load, and another one of those people who only listens to her own voice.
The Costa Coffee Man is called that as he generally has a coffee in his hand. A Costa Coffee!
Trivialities aside...
Opposite and seeing as it is our anniversary, here are a few shots of the good wife that is Anita Pallenburg.
As I've often stated, Anita is Group Procurement Director with Greenford - and one of its several group companies is Greenford Geotechnical & Piling - of which Pat Marshall (Angie Mellor's husband) is the managing director - and her mum's cousin's husband - Teddy Layne the operations director.
Nepotism eh?
Anita's job involves the purchasing materials for site and the pricing of contracts - but being a Group director, she is part of the board of directors that also has to make big decisions.
"Do you ever have to shout at people?" Jenny once asked. "You know - at work and that?"
"Not really," Anita replied, "As when I'm not impressed they tend to know about it."
Anita started off at Greenford as a trainee quantity surveyor and even throughout Series 2 she is still trying to better herself and goes to Hammersmith Polytechnic one night a week working towards getting chartered.
Although Anita and Maureen Mellor don't quite see eye-to-eye, she and their Angie are extremely good friends.
And Gaynor?
They get on - sort of.
Their relationship can be quite humorous as Jenny is often the go-between, and much like her dad - Mason, in Series 1 - she just says what she thinks.
As Gaynor is insecure, full-on and very high-maintenance and Anita quite the opposite, it becomes quite an interesting friendship.
As I've often said - Jenny is the glue that holds Series 2 together in much the same way as Gaynor does in Series 1.
As for Anita - she is just a nice girl.